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special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
I really bet this happens.
Will this made-up label to make me special and interesting?
Nope.
Still average.
backstreet boys’ band member nick carter’s name consists of 10 letters, the SAME amount of letters in the word patriarchy and if that doesn’t truly invoke fear in you then i don’t know what will
the art project that got me sent to the counselor in middle school
grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead
I really bet this happens.
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
To simplify matters, here are links to the definition of each term:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Feminist?s=t
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/idiot?s=t
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/asshole?s=tI hope that helps!
No, actually that’s not how it works:
I’m neither an idiot nor an asshole for not being a feminist. I don’t like the movements fucking dogma and militant hive mentality. It’s astounding cognitive dissonance is appauling and it’s members inability to listen to other people who maybe have a different opinion is repulsive. Most feminists aren’t interested in equality anymore, and many of them don’t even know what the term means.
So, fuck you. You don’t get to dictate my life with your fucking idiocy; you’re the real fucking assholes and idiots and this post is arrogant as fuck.
Suck my clit.
-Liv
I’m sorry, but ALL words in the English dictionary were written by white cishet men, so we cannot accept your citation of it in the case of feminist. You are welcomed to try again, but many of the words you would use to argue back were also tainted by the white cishet man. Please understand that if I am to trust you, I will need a clear, unblemished definition to work from.
most “social justice warriors” are queer, poc, and/or women so that tells you a lot about anti-sj
Actually, it tells you absolutely nothing.
Unless you’re trying to say that disagreement = oppression…
operationinfuriatedpunishment:
Amazing resonance experiment with salt
Using a vibrating metal plate connected to tone generator, Scientist Bruss Pup performs scientific magic by seemingly controlling and manipulating grains of salt to dance in specific patterns.SCIENCEits not magic
worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera
i do not think that is a squirrel
- 90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
- 2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
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- 90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
- Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
- 2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
only a few minutes because they sense that it is not truly an emergency
feminism has LITERALLY no buttcheeks sorry i cant get behind this movement
operationinfuriatedpunishment:
When someone tells you they had a dream and you were in it
just wait until you find out what you were doing in my dream
